Some Bob Hope Classics
"You still chase women, but only downhill."
"That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon . Then, it's time for my nap."
"They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild oats, then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure."
"Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'"
"Golf is my profession. Showbusiness is just to pay the green fees."
