Jologs one-liners Part 1
1. The more the manyer.
2. It's a no-win-win situation.
3. Burn the bridge when you get there.
4. Anulled and void.
5. Mute and academic.
6. C'mon, let's join us!
7. If worse comes to shove.
8. Are you joking my leg.
9. It's not my problem anymore, it's youre problem anymore.
10. What are friends are for?
11. You can never can tell.
12. Well, well, well. Look do we have here!
13. Let's give them a big hand of applause.
14. Been there, been that.
15. Forget it about ut.
16. Give him the benefit of the dae.
17. It's a blessing in the sky.
18. Right there and right then.
19. Where'd you came from?
20. Take things first at a time.
21. You're barking at the wrong dog.
22. You want to have your cake and bake it too.
23. First and for all.
24. Now and there.
25. I'm only human nature.
26. The sky's the langit.
27. That's what I'm talking about it.
Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn.Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN".
Adam responded. "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth," and went to sleep.
Later that night, Adam woke up, feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.
"What the heck are you doing?" he asked.
"I'm counting your ribs," she responded.
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarden teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head and said, "I bet I know what this it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
That's right! But how did you konw?
"Just a wild lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No" The boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?"
"No" The boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
