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For those who Enjoy Language
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
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