For those who Enjoy Language

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

 

 
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