From the Editor... A Message from RI Pres. Majiyagbe Bring a Friend... a prospective Rotary Member Member Notes Destination Osaka Rotarians Also Laugh In it for the Long Term

More Bob Hope Classics "They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild oats, then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure."

"When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations. You have an eight-pound ham.'"

"I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it."

"Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

"That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom."

"I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me."

Contributed by:
PP Eduardo M. Trinidad
RC Intramuros