Louisiana Ghost Story
This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by.
It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.
Suddenly, he saw a car moving slowly approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed the door, only did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel.
The car started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray... begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and in the bayou and he would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared thru the driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.
Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally, the guy scared to near death had all he could take and jumped out the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quivering, ordered two shots of whisky, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized they guy was telling the truth and not just some drunk.
About half an hour later, two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Roy, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we was pushin it in the rain."
Violin Pun
By night, three violinists played in the symphony orchestra..
During the day, to make a little money on the side, they used their musical talents by roving the city streets and having impromptu concerts wherever they thought they could make some money from passersby.
They called their act "A Random Act of Violins".
Her Second Offense?
Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper's position...
Obviously, he was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, "It stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer. "You're getting a ticket."
Contributed by:
PP Eduardo M. Trinidad
RC Intramuros
