Senior Wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
“Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You see wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob says to the pharmacist, “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
